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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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