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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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