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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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