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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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