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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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