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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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