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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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