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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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