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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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