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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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