Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.