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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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