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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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