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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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