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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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