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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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