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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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