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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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