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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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