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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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