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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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