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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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