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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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