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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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