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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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