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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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