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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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