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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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