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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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