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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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