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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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