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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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