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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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