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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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