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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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