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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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