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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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