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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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