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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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