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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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