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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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