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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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