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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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