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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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