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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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