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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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