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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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