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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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