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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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