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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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