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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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