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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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