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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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