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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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