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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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