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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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