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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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