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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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