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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet …

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pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜

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